Farscape-in' Summary: To the tune of the star trek song Submitted by: Anne Dobbs Rating: G (John and D'Argo) Farscape-in', Across the universe, On the living ship Moya, Lost in the UT's, Farscape-in', Across the universe, Blindly going forwards, Cos tough boys don't reverse! Pilot what's going on? Pilot: There PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, Hammond side, There's PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, John! Aeryn what's up? Aeryn: it's a critter John, and it's eating Moya! It's Eating Moya! It's eating Moya! It's a critter John, but it's eating Moya! It's eating Moya! Pilot! Pilot: There PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, Hammond side, There's PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, John! Chiana and Aeryn: Farscape-in' across the universe, Always getting captured by the bad guys, Cos we're worth loads of cash! Farscape-in' across the universe, Running from the bad girls, Only morons reverse! Sputnik, how ya doin'? Sikozu: I'm far more important than any of you low life's! Any of you low life's, Any of you lows life's, I'm far too important for any of you low life's, cos I'm superior to all of you! Pilot: There PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, Hammond side, There's PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, John! Aeryn: it's a critter John, and it's eating Moya! It's Eating Moya! It's eating Moya! It's a critter John, but it's eating Moya! Hey Johnny! John: It's the bad guys Aeryn, and they're trying to kill me! They're trying to kill me, They're trying to kill me, It's the bad guys Aeryn, and they're trying to kill me, They're trying to kill me, again! Sikozu: I'm far more important than any of you low life's! Any of you low life's, Any of you lows life's, I'm far too important for any of you low life's, cos I'm superior to all of you! Pilot and SIkozu: Farscape-in' across the universe, Being chased by bad guys, Our bounty is a curse Farscape-in' across the universe, Always going forwards, cos we'll die if we reverse! Aeryn: it's a critter John, and it's eating Moya! It's Eating Moya! It's eating Moya! It's a critter John, but it's eating Moya! It's eating Moya! Pilot! Pilot: There PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, Hammond side, There's PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, John! Noranti? What's that smell? Noranti: It's a restorative John, would you like to eat it? Would you like to eat it? Would you like to eat it? It's a restorative John, would like to eat it? See, your not hungry now! D'Argo: well, nothings abnormal; we're going to die John, We're going to die John, We're going to die John, Well, nothing abnormal, we're going to die John, Lets shoot them all, cos its fun! Aeryn: it's a critter John, and it's eating Moya! It's Eating Moya! It's eating Moya! It's a critter John, but it's eating Moya! It's eating Moya! Pilot! Pilot: There PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, Hammond side, There's PK's on the Hammond side, Hammond side, John! Sikozu: you cannot change the script John, up to you Johnny! Scorpius: It's a critter John! Would you like to eat it? John: Pilot why's Moya shaking? Pilot: we're being attacked, Moya cannot take much more of this, if they keep shooting she'll explode! BOOM