Title: Say What?
Type: Ficlet
Author: Karolyn Gray <kmgray3@aol.com>
ScifiBB/Chat Handle: Gray3
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Synopsis: None.
Archiving: Yes
Disclaimers: All Farscape names, characters and other related indicia are the property of Jim Henson Productions, Hallmark Entertainment, Nine Networks, the Scifi Channel and all associated parties. No copyright infringement is intended. Notes: This was not originally written for Farscape, but instead as part of my own original science fiction musings. A friend read it and kept insisting it fit John Crichton and that I should post it to the web. So here you go.

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Say What?

"Did I hear you right?"

"Yes. You may be deficient but I'm sure you are not deaf."

"But we'd burn half of Moya trying to do that."

"Ridiculous. Are you going to help or not? It's your people's custom."

"I'm afraid the Commander is correct. The fire risk would be too great for a birthday cake. But Moya and I thank you for your concern."

"Very well, Pilot. I suppose my best wishes will have to be enough."

"Thank you, Officer Sun."

"You old softy."

"Crichton!"

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