The Episodes

Saw the tree...*whump* Oof!...Cycle 3

Overview: The crew try to help Rocketjockey with his Phonics while Skeletor mucks about the ice planet.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy goes mano-a-mano with Harvey, drools (unfortunately for all the wrong reasons <weg>), plays in the snow with Tentacleboy, gets to ice the overgrown iguana-dude, decides to keep some Interon-cicles, and smooches with the defrosted SpaceBabe. Our Lady in Blue tries to pull a Kevorkian on Monkeyboy. Lightbulb guy actually is reasonable and gets knocked out by Blue to perform then the Resurrection thing on Space Babe. Space Babe decides death aint it's all cracked up to be and Tentacleboy freezes his eema off. Tentacleteen and Gothkitty bond, while the charred Space Turkey floats about. Skeletor tries out his newest cooking creation: Brains au Crichton.

Rating: *****

Overview: The Space Turkey and the gang get entangled with affairs on Babylon 5 <g>.

Career Moves: Rocketjockey finds himself a bar to get plastered at, gets some hero worship from the locals, shares a bottle and some crawlspace with Spacebabe, (literally) hangs out with Tentacleboy, gets to play with the amazing Magnetic Religious Nut, and ends up right back at square one with Spacebabe and the whole sex thing. Tentacleboy grills Tentacleteen, snarls a lot, and gets drunk before deciding to go outside Moya for a walk. Our Lady In Blue and Lightbulb-dude support everyone, Lil' Blue the DRD makes a guest appearance as One Eye, the DRD, Tentacleteen gets gacked on by Rocketjockey's cousin, Shroomy gets to show his Crais impersonation (Mwahahaha!), and Spacebabe learns that starting a strip tease for your guy is *not* something to do in a disaster area.

Rating: ***

Overview: While on the way to a planet to bury PlantBabe, the Space Turkey collides with the Wormhole Fishhead aliens.

Career Moves: Rocketjockey gets to be a scientist again, plays diplomat to the Fishhead's leader, goes cruising in his wormhole mobile, wacks Rygel around, plays with the UT version of a flipbook, and gets to play with somebody's abandoned pet snake. PlantBabe continues to wither, Lightbulb dude starts getting twitchy again and hits on Spacebabe, Tentacleboy and Gothkitty avoid one another, Frogboy is his usual treacherous self, Spacebabe goes all Crichton-y on Tentacleboy and all PMS'ing on Monkeyboy. Shroomy goes on a bad trip and hurls while the Spaceturkey gets shishkabobed. Oh yeah, and Crichton's second cousin turns out to a be a rejected dominatrix and wanna-be scream queen.

Rating: ***

Overview: The Crew of the SpaceTurkey deal with Fishhead Aliens while trying escape from a wormhole.  

Career Moves: Rocketjockey tries to mend fences with the crew, gets the crap scared out of him (ok, so this always happens), zaps himself another abandoned pet snake, makes an alliance with Dominar Fluffy and the Gothkitten, shares some Stooges with Harvey, and gets a farewell kiss from Our Lady in Blue. Meanwhile, Our Lady in Blue, Tentacleboy and Spacebabe ally over concerns Monkeyboy will betray tthem. Spacebabe takes a walk through the darkside , Tentacleboy chooses the wrong moment to play with his new toys but does get to kill the Invisible Man, Fluffy and Shroomy bond, Lightbulbdude shrieks alot and acts all Psychokiller on the Space Banshee. Our Lady in Blue snaps at Rocketjockey, heals Gothkitty, and then goes to the Great Greenhouse in the Sky (at least temporarily).

Rating: ***

Overview: The crew decide to play with the Thundercats while visiting a peace memorial.

Career Moves:   Rocketjockey becomes a do it yourself Timelord (again), spouts the Temporal Prime Directive, gets to be a one man army, and tries to play Peace maker (while being a Peacekeeper). Spacebabe meets a personal hero, kills a lot people, and generally acts pissy towards her favorite Monkeyboy. Tentacleboy gets to show off his ginsu blade and bonds with the local wise kid, Lightbulb guy looks for doorways and shrieks alot. SpaceBanshee gets shot, wacked, and drinks piss while Gothkitty, Slugman and the Space Turkey watch the planet of the magic eightball.

Rating: ***

Overview: Rocketjockey, Tentacleboy, Gothkitten and SpaceBanshee encounter a ship of ghouls while Spacebabe, Lightbulbguy and Slugman investigate a distress call from Spaceturkey's son.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy hunts for parts with Tentacleboy while being hunted, bonds with the local ShroomyPilot, takes on Hannibal Lecter, and meets his twin, Monkeyboy 2. Tentacleboy and Gothkitten gets twinned, eaten, and make time with one of the local feral chicks. Meanwhile SpaceBanshee shows how truly incompetent she is. Meanwhile the rest of the gang try to fgure out who crashed PK Psycho-boy's party on Talyn.

Rating: ****

Overview:   The crew of the SpaceTurkey make a run for the border for some dust.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy and Monkeyboy2 exchange views, clothes, and bodily fluids while dealing with rejects from Dune, the local mobsters and the lone lobster. Gak attempts to mate and explodes ending Monkeyboy's night out with Cleopatra. Lightbulbdude decides to panic later, Gothkitty eats gummy worms and gets dusty, Tentacleboy growls alot and plays sidekick to the Monkeyboys, SpaceBanshee tries out for the role of voodoo priestess with her needles, Fluffy drinks and whines, while Spacebabe learns that Mom's on the way for a visit and PK Psychoboy, the SpaceTurkey, and the SpaceVulture play hide and seek.

Rating: ****

Overview: SpaceVulture gets swallowed by a hungry Space Whale.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy searches for Wynona, looks through PK Psycho boys stuff, exhanges views and X-rated home videos with PK Psycho-boy, goes harpooning with Spacebabe, goes free falling in a Budong, and in the end gets the SPaceBabe. Spacebabe has to decide who is bigger, gets spiked, plays Wolfenstein and Pong with the SpaceVulture, and goes star gazing with Monkeyboy. PK Psycho-boy is his usual happy go lucky psycho manipulative self, puts the moves on SpaceBabe and generally gets slapped around by the SpaceVulture. SpaceVulture looks into a career of producing PK porn movies and becoming a professional Budong vomit surfer. Meanwhile, Lightbulbdude gets gakked on by Slugman and espouses the virtues of electromagnetic candy while yachting.

Rating: *****

Overview: Moya picks up some energy beings interested in S&M.  

Career Moves: Monkeyboy longs for Stooges, does his recreation of the Crucifiction, plays with Moya and the DRDs, gets involved with a diseased energy rider (c'mon Johnny! Didn't ya listen to your health teachers in school?), visits the Taelon mothership, gets some jollies with the infected Gothkitty, and does the UT version of an exorcism. Gothkitty slinks about sharing herself with an energy rider, wants Monkeyboy's body, and has a rather shocking experience. SpaceBanshee gets zapped while Tentacleboy feels angry while Satan decides to take over Pilot for a day.

Meanwhile, PK Skeletor has a bad wormhole day.

Rating: ****

Overview:   The crew of the SpaceVulture and PK Mom spend some quality time in the Bayou.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy and Spacebabe's love fest gets interrupted by the arrival of PK Mom so they decide to go Croc hunting with PK Psychoboy. Monkeyboy plays with the Freshies, goes hunting Aboriginal style (I guess boy scout training is good for something after all), ties up Psychoboy just for kicks, plays with the Gameboy and tries to decide whether to sleep....or not....without SpaceBabe. Meanwhile the SpaceBabe tries to convince PK Mom that she *did* try to send her a Mother's Day card, exchange rope binding techniques, opinions and pulse blasts. PK Mom tries to best SpaceBabe in becoming a Leviathan NeuroSurgeon and meets PKPsychoboy. Lightbulbdude dances (badly) and performs open heart surgery on Slugman after Slugman learns never get in an argument with Mom.

Rating: ****

Overview:  PK Skeletor enlists the aid of holo-Monkeyboy, while the real Monkeyboy (ver. 2.0?) sniffs around for wormholes on the SpaceTurkey.

Career Moves: The real Monkeyboy stays up too late looking for wormholes, irritating the crew, and worrying about Skeletor. Meanwhile, Skeletor has some fluid problems with his wormhole, chats with Holo-Monkeyboy, remisces about his evil Aunt, tries his hand at diplomacy with holo-Monkeyboy, shows his horitcultural side and reavows his drive to make Scarran skin boots. Pk Yesman (aka Braca) wacks the Blue Haired Nurse and burns his fingers while jugglings Skeletors cooling rods.

Rating: ***

Overview:  The crew of the SpaceVulture visit Satan's summer retreat.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy takes control, does his Stark impersonation, gets distracted, inhales the Leviathan love potion number 9, shares some space and tongue with the Spacebabe and deals with the devil. Meanwhile Spacebabe slinks around Monkeyboy, enjoys the mist, and shows her abilities to manually "prime weapons", channels the PlantBabe, and gets to blow stuff up. PK Psychoboy decides to pretend he's a Captain again, Slugman enjoys an all you can eat buffet in the galley. Lightbulb dude talks with the Ghost of the Rainbow Princess, decides to try being a Pilot, floats around, goes Sun dancing with the SpaceVulture, and shares fond memories of the Aurora Chair with Monkeyboy. SpaceVulture looks into becoming the first professional kamikaze leviathan and into manufacturing love potions.

Rating: ***

Overview:  The crew of the SpaceTurkey spend Spring Break at the beach and run afoul of the local drug dealers.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy and Tentacleboy dance, drink, meets some chicks, looks into modeling stockings, drink , get rolled, drink, go to Manley Beach, drink some more, get involved with the local drug dealers, get to watch "The Show" (Farscape obviously <g>), and expand on their reputations of being the Riggs and Murtaugh of the Uncharted Territories. Tentacleboy dances, becomes a new man, and kicks some booty while Monkeyboy decides to reenact the Lethal Weapon movies at the local slave auction. Gothkitty goes on vacation, dances with SpaceBanshee, gets plastered, milked, twirls fire and gets strung up. SpaceBanshee has far too much fun, runs afoul of the the local drug dealers, and takes a bath. Shroomy gets snarky.

Rating: ***

Overview:  The Local Omnipotent Being hitches a ride to the land of Sun, Sand and Big Frelling Guns with the crew of the SpaceVulture.

Career Moves: Monkeyboy gets paged by AlienDuckDad, gets to play PK stormtrooper against some alien baddy extras from Galaxy Quest, negotiates with BigMama over the magic wormhole toaster, decides to evict Harvey for not paying the rent while living in his medula oblongata, assassinates BigMama's computer, and goes Coasting with Harvey. Oh and the obligatory smooches with SpaceBabe, of course. SpaceBabe learns the most important words in the english language: 'gun' and 'sun', makes vacation plans with Monkeyboy for Earth, gets to play PK stormtrooper and shoot a BAG (translation: Big Ass Gun) again, slaughters the local army, turns Frogboy into freakin' Rambo, and worries about Monkeyboy evicting Harvey. PK Psychoboy and the SpaceVulture get blinded by the light and led around by Lightbulb-dude. Frogboy discovers the joys of being a Peacekeeper interrogator and gunner.

Rating: ****

Overview:  Monkeyboy and Spacebabe must save the Universe from the dreaded Incompetent Lackeys.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy evicts Harvey, cuddles with SpaceBabe, unlocks the secrets of the Universe with Stargate SG-1 (thwack...Ow! Sheesh) curteousy of AlienDuckDad, takes part in the Dam Ba Da Rally and re-creates some scenes from the Mad Max series with SpaceBabe, learns Crichton's Law #333: If eveyone's guns work-- your guns will not, od's on rads, unleashes *The Ultimate Weapon* (TM), and then croaks and goes to the Great Wormhole in the Sky. SpaceBabe decides to ditch the firm and move to Earth, wins the Dam Ba Da Rally by an explosion, learns Crichton's Law #334: If your human lover has everything going his way-- he's a dead man, torches BigMama's House, and has a final moment with her beloved SpaceMonkey. Meanwhile, Slugman snacks while wasting some extras. Lightbulb-dude and PK Psycho boy have Scarran friccasee.

Rating: ****

Overview:  Monkeyboy and the gang have an animated discussion after Tentacleboy's new toy blows the SpaceTurkey's fuse box.

Career Moves:  Monkeyboy gets some much needed rest, takes a tour of Cartoon Network, gets some advice from the voices in his head, outwits ToonTentacleboy (the Wile E. Coyote of the Uncharteds), ogles ToonSpaceBabe (you know the guy is desperate) and her many personalities, goes flatline, decides love conquers all, and then takes in the view of the stars from the hull. Meanwhile Tentacleboy stomps around, throws away his best blade, learns his own tongue (not that tongue!), bonds with the SpaceBanshee, and mends fences (and skulls) with Monkeyboy. Gothkitty plays with the DRDs, exchanges words with SpaceBanshee, and skulks about the catwalks while SpaceBanshee explores the SpaceTurkey's bowels and gets to know the local fauna.

Rating: ***

Overview:  The Spacebabe gets plastered and goes to ScaperCon.

Career Moves: Spacebabe dreams of Monkeyboy, drinks blue CoolAid, trashes her hotel room, hangs out with some deranged people (that could only possibly be Scapers), meets InsectDad, nibbles on PK Psychoboy, chats with Quato, and has a final falling out with PK Mom. Meanwhile, Slugman meets Bleedingeyes Quimby, Lightbulbdude hears things, goes macho-man trussing up PK Psychoboy, becoming the local gunslinger, and going off in a quest to find Our Lady In Blue. PK Psychoboy considers giving up his day job.

Rating: ***

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